While it was a real shame, it seems the movie was scrapped. They even went and filmed an explosion scene for it, so what a pity that must have been. Well, the contents of the movie itself were full of issues, so I think it was inevitable.
First off, it’s unreal that they suddenly cast a layman like me as an extra. At least give me a script or something. I’m weak at improv.
Also, when it was supposed to be a story about psychics, they suddenly threw in a witch and cyberwarrior at the end, making a right mess of it all. That’s what you call destroying the sense of world. You can’t just keep throwing stuff at the wall until something sticks.
The finale was the final nail in the coffin.
A headbutt to end it… analyze it however you want, that’s way too plain. It’s a movie, so it needed some more amazing powers and things that go boom! to top it off.
Rather, why did Kirako-san get the final blow? That person’s a side character.
Overall, I could evaluate the production highly based on Orino’s performance, but the scenario was a bust. It was fated for the dust bin.
Despite that, Orino didn’t look down over it, so all’s well with the world. I don’t know why, but she looked even happier than before. According to her,

“Because of what happened to his sister, Masaki-san went on a long rampage. The way he was going, both his body and mind would collapse, so I’m glad we could stop him. It was probably a trigger that made him curse the world… he’s really a good person, so I’m sure he’ll get back on his feet someday—was the last scene, and where the movie was supposed to end.”

According to Kurisu-chan,

“I got all the remnants of the ‘Red Crow’ and successfully turned them in to the temple. My achievements were recognized, so I’ll be continuing my training in this world. But the summoning ritual they abused was an automated process, and just because the practitioner is gone, it’ll still remain active a while longer. There’s still a danger of monsters being born in this town, so I’m carrying on my subjugation mission. Ah, yes. Of course I’m taking about Kuria’s Grand Adventure.”

According to Kagurai-senpai,

“I have to keep hunting buggles, and chasing after ‘Reloader’. I thought I had finally managed to take in an executive the other day, but that was apparently a fake. ‘Gyahahaha! How lame, making that big report to the big house and embarrassing yourself’ P-pipe down Gakuta! Keep quiet a minute! Well, anyways, I’ll have to stay in this era a while longer. ‘So we’ll be counting on you, brat!’ I told you to shut it! Eh? Yeah. That’s the dream I saw yesterday, of course.”

How should I put it, the three of them were the same as ever.

“Good morning Orino-san. Wait, ah, that’s…”

Early morning, three days after the incident (?), I ran into Orino-san at the school gate and was shocked. Orino-san’s head was wrapped with the white stomach wrap I gave her.

“Oh this?” she pat her own head. “Turns out it wasn’t a stomach wrap, it was a hair band.”
“No way!”

I went and did it. I so was taken by the design at first sight, I never really checked it.

“Uwah… I’m sorry.”
“It’s fine. I actually prefer it this way. Does it look good on me?”

When I honestly praised her, “Fufu,” she happily gave a childish laugh. “Then let’s hurry up. I’m sure Kagurai-senpai and Kurisu-chan are waiting.”
Quite right, I nodded.
Today, Kagurai-senpai’s class would have classics, and Kurisu-chan’s class geography, they each had their own quizzes, so in order to study not through the night but the morning, Orino-san and I were called to the school.
The academic prowess of those two wasn’t rising in the slightest, so it didn’t feel worth it to teach.
Even so. Kagurai Monyumi, Kurisu Crimson Kuria, Orino Shiori.
I got the feeling no matter how I thanked them, it would never be enough. If they were troubled, I wanted to put in as much effort as I could.

“I was proposed to the other day.”

A shocker from Orino-san half-way up the stairs.

“Eh!? B-by who?”
“Who knows. I wonder. Fufufu.”

She laughed it off as a joke. Could it be she was teasing me?
When it comes to proposal, I also did that once, around ten years ago.

“Hey, about that tale of first love you mentioned last time, would you tell me about it? Remember, that girl you met in that Gentle Breeze Park?”

She seemed to really be looking forward to my answer. I got a malicious sense, as if she was intentionally asking a question she already knew the answer to, but that was just my perception acting up.

“When I was around seven, I was playing in the park, when a lady in a strange suit fell into the sandbox. We talked about some things.”
“She was a really pretty, kind-looking lady. It was love at first sight.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Though the tall lady who came after her was prettier and had a better body.”

A crack ran through Orino-san’s bright smiling face.

“H-huh? What’s wrong, Orino-san?”




“… In the end, it looks like I’m no match for Kagurai-senpai…”
“Eh? Why is Kagurai-senpai coming up?”
“Shut it! Kagoshima-kun, you idiot!”

She yelled at me with red cheeks, before swiftly ascending the stairs without me. Her steps were light, like a psychic who had undergone combat training.

“I wonder what’s wrong with Orino-san…?”

I started climbing alone.
We were still in the middle of the conversation. “The lady who came after her was prettier and had a better body, but I seriously fell in love with the first lady,” was what I was supposed to say.
It was already a tale ten years old, I could only faintly recall her face.

“Mn? Face?”

Come to think of it, maybe that lady looked a little like Orino-san.

“… Well, I’m sure it’s my imagination.”

Who knows?
If I don’t hurry up, I’ll be late to the study meet. I picked up my pace.
You’ve got to enjoy life.
In this boring world we live, where heroes of justice don’t exist.
Even if, hypothetically, there were a heroes doing their best in the world’s backstage, I could only find satisfaction in the peaceful boredom they created.
Because I’m sure.
That’s the hero of justice’s wish.


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12 Responses to Epilogue

  1. DarkWolf907 says:

    Thanks for the volume 1

    Cant wait the next volume. Its interesting and funny novel (my opinion)


  2. emmerololth says:

    This guy reminds me of Ikuto… maybe there will be the same plot twist… :3


  3. MildFracas says:

    I feel conflicted. Currently it feels like a one trick pony. Well, you said the first volume was meh and more of an introduction. It was funny at first, but it got me pretty triggered by the end. Especially when Orino went and talked to him in the past and made the MC think “Oh, pretty lady I fell in love with while I was seven said things, so no matter what they have to be true forever and I’m never gonna doubt what she or any other girl says ever.” Also, MC, the fuck is wrong with his head that he can just traumatize his own brain at goddamn will? Really, author? I hope this gets less cringe real quick otherwise I’m not gonna be able to read till the good parts.

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    • Lys says:

      Orino’s a psychic, remember? She probably did something to him.


    • Faust says:

      That sort of behavior is rather ordinary though. Have you ever tried to reason with a flat-Earther who thinks God created the Earth in seven days or an evolution denier who thinks men and women are unshaped by their sex chromosomes despite all of the evidence contrary to those facts? The more intelligent someone is, the better able they are to rationalize away what they see with their eyes. It’s especially common practice within academia.


  4. Ryuu Lion says:

    Overall it’s good, but not the best. Thanks for translating this.


  5. Silver says:

    His obliviousness was only funny for like… 3 chapters. This would have been better if the situations weren’t as obvious. I don’t know how they could be any more obvious without telling him straight to his face… which pretty much already happened with two of them.. at this point it’s just obnoxious. It would have been better if he “actually knows, but plays the fool”. But no, the author literally makes him the fool which is so much more annoying.
    I might try to read the next volume, hopefully this crap is fixed.

    Also, the translation was fluid with only a few errors here and there that I noticed. Good work!


    • Yoraikun says:

      I mean, he’s shown to be incredibly perceptive, and just consciously/subconsciously suppressing it.


      • EROgeX~ says:

        Yes, it is not like he doesn’t know that those aren’t true.

        But given the actual circumstances, he can only be like that.

        Like how you know a dream won’t happen but you keep on dreaming anyway.

        For him it is the other way around though.


  6. Reaper Phoenix says:

    Thanks 4 the chapter!

    Will the girls keep reinforcing his denseness? Or will someone try to break him out of his conditioning?


  7. When I was around -second, I was playing in the park,

    If you keep telling yourself something for 10 years, it’ll be hard to shake. Especially if it makes more sense then the craziness you see before yourself. On top of that three beauties smiling saying it’s your imagination, just enjoy being with the hotties.
    Poor Orino-san, blew her top again and missed what she want to hear.
    Thanks for the volume


  8. habib1100 says:

    Thanks for doing this chapter!😄


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